You almost caused a head on colosion
To the woman in the beat up, ready to splode in the silver 2005 caravan who was too feckin busy on her phone to see where she was going, YOU ALMOST WRECKED ME SHITBOX YA FECKIN POGO!!! YOU HAD SOME FEHCKING NERVE TO FLIP ME OFF WHEN YOU WERENT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!!! YER A HAZARD HARRY!! GIT OFF THE ROADS YA KAREN ASS LOOKIN CARAVAN DRIVING 50 KIDS HAVIN LIPSTICK ON YOUR TEETH LOOKIN CHEESE CURD!!! YE COULD HAVE TOTALLED MY $200 SEBRING YE FEHCKIN MOLDY LOAF OF BREAD!!! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE AND GET OFF A YER PHONE! YOUR SIDE MANS CAN WAIT!!! I CAME EXTREMELY CLOSE TO POOPING MESELF KAREN! FEHKIN WEIRD ASS CHOPPY HAIR CUT HAVIN ASS POGO LOOKIN ASS DILDO MUNCHING ARBYS COOTER HAVIN ASS DEEP FRIED LASAGNA!!!
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