Unsolicited and misleading d**k pics
I’ve noticed a couple of posts regarding women who use filters on their photos…and how misleading that is. Fair enough, that could be rather disappointing. However, can I point out the elephant in the room? How about those dick pics gentlemen. The ones taken at the most flattering angles, framing and composition. Zoomed in to make your trouser snake look large and inviting. On the occasion that women do take you up on your offer (of a night of forbidden polka). The unzipping happens and we are faced with the true version of your tan banana… which is actually more like a sad gherkin. I want to file a missing person report for the d**ks I’ve come to love online. The same ones that were a very inaccurate representation of what’s happening down there. I’m sorry your date didn’t end up being a puppy dog, like the Snapchat filter disguised her to be. But some of us ladies are living Dorothy’s…discovering the “Great and powerful Oz” is just a small little man behind a curtain.