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TAXES

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts ReceivableTax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline FuelTax
Airport MaintenanceTax
Building PermitTax
CigaretteTax
Corporate IncomeTax
DeathTax
Dog LicenseTax
Driving PermitTax
EnvironmentalTax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross ReceiptsTax
HealthTax
Hunting LicenseTax
HydroTax
InheritanceTax
InterestTax
LiquorTax
LuxuryTaxes
Marriage LicenseTax
MedicareTax
MortgageTax
Personal IncomeTax
PropertyTax
PovertyTax
Prescription DrugTax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real EstateTax
Recreational VehicleTax
Retail SalesTax
Service ChargeTax
SchoolTax
Telephone FederalTax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
WaterTax
Watercraft RegistrationTax
Well PermitTax
Workers CompensationTax

THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in “Hell” happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’

I hope this goes around CANADA at least 100 times. YOU can help it get there.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Taxes have been around since societies became bigger communities, whether monarchies or democracies. “Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s”. The problem we face is not in paying taxes as a fair system but the wealthy class who evade taxes, hide money in offshore accounts and take their businesses to countries where they can pay workers pennies on the dollar thus allowing more “profits” while charging more & more for basic necessities of life. Granted you don’t need expensive Apple products or Nike shoes but you do need clothing, shoes & yes even technology to stay ahead in society. We shouldn’t blame the tax system but instead blame the wealthy class who refuse to pitch their fair share. This is the problem with greed, the more you have, the more you want and the more greedy & unethical you become. Until the people in power hold these tax evaders accountable, the middle class will suffer & just like in communism you will have no middle class. They are the ones paying taxes like good little soldiers but the richest of the rich somehow think they can’t or refuse to contribute to a system in place. Not all of the upper class submits to these tactics, as I personally know some who pay almost 50% of their wage in taxes & don’t complain because they know it helps those in need who are less fortunate. The saddest part is that some of you believed this potus would help you, or give a sh!t about you, all while he himself was hiding money while begging for donations.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Virtually all imposed by the Liberals

  3. Anonymous says:

    Taxes were implimented as “temporairy” to fund the world war. They are illegal.

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