Sorry about your midlife crisis

I know you’re balding so have to comb your hair differently. You’ve got a pot belly and your muscle tone isn’t what it once . You need help to stimulate your ED so young girls are kind of a turn on for you. You keep hitting on us hoping we’ll give you s mercy duck, but face it dude, you’re past your prime. Give it up already and GTFO of here with that.



15 Responses

  1. Dean Farinha Dean Farinha says:

    I think Google Translate failed you. .

  2. Mercy Duck – well into his prime.

  3. Come on ADMIN, are you on vacay or just looking for giggles?? Notice, legitimate posts don’t show up that don’t make me want to poke my eyes out or cry for humanity. Surely there are genuine subjects from real people just waiting to be aired?? Please give us some quality posts or close up shop.

  4. Can’t speak for all women, but I think dadbods are hot as fuck. And bald men are fucking sexy. Been crushing on Patrick Stewart for 20 years now.

  5. Matt Frawley Matt Frawley says:

    What’s wrong with a mid life crisis? Enjoy it

  6. Neil Daggett Neil Daggett says:

    Lol someone has a high opinion of themself

  7. Neil Daggett Neil Daggett says:

    Absolutely, I’ve posted logical pertinent questions and these assholes won’t post. I guess shout-out has become a new jerry springer show. Seriously this is a joke and I’m thinking of starting my own page

  8. Steve Rowley Steve Rowley says:

    Third post in a row that seems like there need to be a follow up or a talk show based from these post

  9. JD Tait JD Tait says:

    This is just slander…. The Mercy Duck is innocent! He spared my life.

  10. JD Tait JD Tait says:

    If you’re giving him a mercy duck does that make you a quack whore?

  11. Sounds like someone’s only got time for the guys with a perc prescription. Lmao.


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