Please help me fraud my tenant
I have a tenant that pays his rent on time, everytime. And hardly makes a noise. I want to evict him and get my sister to move into his place. I’m gonna lie and say it hurts my wrist when I mow the lawn, and that I need a care taker to live my life the way I’m living it!. So it’s basically a fool proof plan.
I still need my exercise tho, so I decided I don’t need my care taker to mow the lawn, build a deck, move lumber around my property. Because I’m going to lie and say that’s my exercise. The guys one of those dirty Veterans too. I can’t belive he’s fighting for his own house!
Please help me! My plan is not going how I want it too!!!! I’m not a slumlord tho. Please don’t call me one. I just want to raise the rent illegally.
(This is clearly satire.)