Farty mcFarty pants you have to change your ways.
My boyfriend lets off the loudest, stinkiest farts anywhere and everywhere. No filter. He doesn’t care who hears or smells. he subjects everyone to it.
checkout lines, church, family dinners, movie theatres, in the car and locks the windows so you’re hotboxed. I asked him to stop. There is no medical issue going on. I am embarrassed most often by it, and he is making no attempts to change his ways.
I feel like this is going to be the deal breaker within the very near future. Is this being petty?
kim just cheated on me for crack don’t believe her post
He is obviously inconsiderate and does not care about anyone but himself when it comes to this particular matter. I wouldn’t date a selfish person so take from this what you will.
He’s got to be eating something that disagrees with him, or causes gas. Try Bean-O?
Mike-Jason Richard LMFAO…when you fart in front of the fan so it goes my way…lol.
Protein shakes brew the WORSE farts. Hahaha
lmgaooo me and bf are like this, no shame lol!
you say there’s no health issue, but evidence says there probably is – Gaseous odour accumulation: Smelly farts are usually the cause of gas produced by colonic bacteria during fermentation of unabsorbed food residues arriving into the colon. https://draxe.com/flatulence/
Lmaooo
dump the pig!!!!!
Aaron Randall sounds familiar…. lmfao
Not in public just behind closed doors in front of and on you;)
Nick Zenhenko Is this Maxine talking about you?! hahaha
Lmao shhhh Lyndsey Newton it’s suppose to remain anonymous!
Whatever, that’s Maxine Cyr
Dutch oven extraordinaire!!
Brooke Hayward
Lmfao this comment for the win! Hahahhahahahah
Ewww this was my ex ! I couldn’t take it !
Awesome
It’s just gas!! If that’s a deal breaker for you, I feel sorry for him… yes very petty…
Rylee Knott
Farting is healthy
LMFAO
Just take in some air and fire off a queef or 2
It would def be a deal breaker for me but I’m just weird like that lol
Yes it’s being verry petty! My husband farts the most rancit stank ever (dosnt lock the windows on Me, that’s kinda mean) he eats things on purpose that knows he’s going to let out stinky farts. I love the man he wouldn’t be the same. Yes I walk away from the areas he let’s one out in public but most time I’m laughing along side him.
I hear ya ..I know someone just like that … gross
Bryan Duquette
This made me laugh! Lol thanks!
Brady Jorgensen apparently I made this post in my sleep
feed him carters lil laxative>he~ll blow more then a fart
Sounds like a charming fellow…j can see why your smitten
The ones that u think r gonna.b silent r the worst ones
Farts are hilarious come on. Its all a part of nature. Suck it up. Embarrassing or not nothing you can do. Unless you want him to burp and taste it and not fart and wasted it. Lmao. Got to relieve some how.
Christine Tremblay did you make this post??
Nope but if the shoe fits
Really lol??
Well not the deal breaker just the stinky part
They sell candy that makes farts smell like peppermint, maybe buy him some? My bf is stinky, but he wouldn’t trap me in a car with fart smell, he’s human, not a dick. Id say deal breaker if he can’t be nice about it and it’s something that really bothers you. On the other hand, if it’s just cuz of the smell, get over yourself, that’s pretty petty.
My man thinks I wrote this. But when he is driving and farts he will crack my window a little so the fart goes by my face. He is gross but I still love him. Nick Pruneau
Haha he’s a genius
And this is why I drive to have control when my hubby farts lmao 🙂
Kill him
Omg Meghan Lamothe lmao!!!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust..if it wasnt for your ass your belly would Bust!
People who do that need to get left in a septic tank for about a week.
Kristina Terpstra why would write that .!? U r joking right ahahhah
Get him some charcoal underwear
I think u need to put ALOT fiber in his diet…help a brother out. Hopefully he sh*t himself….
nasty
No filter? You filter your farts?
You must have another girlfriend cause this is you Tyler Lavallie
You have to let them out or you will spontaneously combust!!!
They make fart filters??
Total deal breaker! That’s intolerable.. what a pig! Lol
Hahahahaahah dying Kyle
you should be thanking him https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jul/14/silent-not-deadly-how-farts-cure-diseases
Not petty!!! You’re boyfriend is a classless piece of garbage!!! And one day he’s gonna catch a good cuff in the head for it!!!
That’s gross he has no manners eww
As if. LOL. If that’s a deal-breaker to you, the mere fact that it is a deal-breaker should be a deal-breaker for HIM. It’s unhealthy to keep farts in. Just ask him to keep them quiet if anything. Get over it.
People still go to church?
I thought you spent lots of time there with all the Jesus wannabes
My belief is the almighty dollar. That’s my god and my religion lol
Janet True maybe pat has 2 girlfriends?
As Shrek said, ‘It’s better out than in!’
Lmfao Nicholas Roy you
Also, Donna Stacknik is this actually you posting about me!?
Jake Shaw don’t worry, ill never leave you because of your farts;)
Raili O’Hara Kasta Pegler @me
If you can’t get passed something this trivial, maybe it best you don’t date…
Let it out. This is who he is. Unconditional love
Seriously! You gonna leave someone cause they fart? Lmao like whatever. I’d like to meet this person and have competitions in Walmart
Sounds alot like chris lol. I wonder if its him baha!
No ones stupid enough to date him lol
Lmao
Lmao
That’s what i said lol
That’s what i said lol
That’s what i said lol
Locking the windows is going too far. That is cruel and gross. And in no way is it funny.
Are you fucking 5 who ever posted this is mentally ill
Maybe look over your food menu at home? He’s eating garbage if he’s that gassy lol Maybe he’s trying to tell you something? Lol
poor you. I divorced a farter……other reasons too, but…….
lmao
wear a gas mask lol when u go out
Alex Bartley
So?
When did shout out become pms Central
Tell him to grow up
OMG if he has no class, then he has nothing to offer to you. We all fart but most of us have class and we do it with dignity.
Are you mentally ill? That was the dumbest thing ive ever read.
Haha I’ll fart on an elevator and blame it on someone shah bout class aha
Timothy Griggins Really? She is right, you are supposed to raise your pinky when you let out a stinky. Gawd no one has class any more.
Lol very true
I bet she blames her Smellies on the dog 😉 lol
see what I did there 😉
Probably one of those women who clear a home on their gross green nasty detox diet shits.
Farting is farting it’s so unhealthy to hold them in! Shit part of life grow up. Guy don’t give a fuck what people think neither should u
How is farting disrespectful? It’s a natural bodily function, is sneezing disrespectful? Or coughing?
I don’t think its the farting itself but the situation. Yes, go ahead and fart, but if Youre at dinner, I would say excuse yourself to fart at the very least.
Coughing is disrespectful when you are in a room with a bunch of people but you are to darn busy with your cell phone to cover your mouth.
Just sit on his face next time and fart.
It means he has no respect for you believe me.
Listen to this broad, no if he pulls a cup o fart then he has no respect. Judging by the size of you, you let off some FPFF’s ( fresh poop filtered fart)
Brad Chalcraft MAY BE TRUE BUT YOUR UGLY AND I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT LMAO
Brad Chalcraft And judging from your response your not only ugly your stupid and an idiot and you can only get skinny crackheads ..
I didn’t write this but it made me laugh lol Kyle Strom
But I don’t do this ?
Tyler Çlattenburg hahahahahahah
Ya
Eat the most nastiest stuff that makes you fart, hold it all in and let it rip.
Onion dip works!
Jesus that’s deadly!
Lisa Therrien I was thinking onion dip and broccoli, pickled eggs, so on so forth lol.
topped off with a nice bean dip and nachos!!!
I had a gf like that.
I thought it was funny at first but tried to draw the line at the dinner table.
Nope.
One morning I had enough and got upset and she started to cry.
Told me its not because shes trying to be rude but cant actually physically hold them in.
As time goes on you try to just laugh it off and make a game out of it because its easier and less awkward than telling everyone you cant chamber ur gas like everyone else.
Wont get into the reasons why but theres people out there who have no choice but to let em go.
Quaffle on his Waffle every morning, maybe he’ll get the hint.
Justin Bidal is this about you? Haha
Lmfao no
There is a time and a place. He is just being a fart.
Hahahahaha. People fart. Get over it
Makes sense you would say that, considering your main picture is of 2 potential little ladies that seem to be playing outside in pajamas with unbrushed hair. Cool.
Wow. Amber your fucking ignorant.
Amber Church your a cunt
i’m pretty sure asking for manners isn’t being petty- i could be wrong mind you…… :/
Nope I’m with you. As an adult you learn basic manners… I get it maybe every once In a while for a joke. Boys will be boys. But really? Everywhere. Wth… might want to maybe tell him that your seriously want him to stop and if he can’t have a serious conversation with you then forsure a deal breaker!
if you’re going to have that conversation make sure you know the password to the couch fort ;P
That’s so ew. It’s not petty, he’s disrespectful
Jo Watson… did you write this babe
SHM, No I don’t brag about how you’re trying to prevent me from getting dementia. Plus you’re actually pretty good about not stinking me out.
That’s true so many people complain about farts but what they don’t realize is they help stave off dementia.
I’m keeping people’s memories alive one bowl of chilli at a time!
If you can’t beat him, join him lol
As she said. Lmao
LOL just LOL
David Ian
No standing in line then he walks away
No
Church farts are the best.
Just a guy thing. Lol
Having no manners is a guy thing? Ummmm, no.