For all you scared masked idiots out there . I have a few questions.
I need guidance from the experts on here since I am obviously clueless


1) After shopping at the local grocery store, do we leave the masks on once we leave or does the virus just stay in the stores?
– If we leave it on, then for how long?
– How many miles can I drive before it is safe to remove the mask?

2) What about my fingers, arms, legs, head, neck and toes? Should I disinfect them BEFORE or AFTER I remove my mask? After all they were exposed at the store.

2.1) if I touch my mask do I have to sanitize my hands
2.2) now I contaminated my hand sanitizer bottle . What do I do?

3) When we arrive home from the grocery store do we disinfect the goods and bags BEFORE we bring them inside or AFTER?
– Do I put the mask back on?

4) Once we have the goods inside do we disinfect the entire car or just the trunk?

5) Do we need to disinfect our counter tops, pantries, refrigerator, entire kitchen, the dogs (they always sniff the bags) doors we touched, the garage, driveway and street?

6) What should we do about the food and goods purchased? Do we need to disinfect all these items as well? After all they were in the grocery store exposed to all these nasty liberal viruses.

7) What should I do with my homemade fancy cloth mask? Do I burn it? It was also exposed to the nasty liberal virus at the store?

8)What about the clothes I wore to the store? Is disinfecting them ok? Do I disinfect them in the grocery store parking lot or in my garage?

9) What about my eyes? Are there special eye drops I need to take? Where do I get those?

10) After consuming the goods from the store do I need a biohazard bag for the waste? (Both trash and poop)

11) Is the juice and milk I bought safe to drink or should i disinfect it first?

12) Is there a specific shampoo to use if I get a hair cut to disinfect my hair?

13) My meds…what about my meds? Are they safe to orally consume or should I disinfect them too?

14) If I shop at a hardware store should I disinfect each screw, nut and bolt BEFORE or AFTER I put them in my project?

15) I want to paint my room but I am not sure if I should disinfect the paint BEFORE or AFTER I apply it to the walls.

16) What if I forgot to follow any of the above do I call the fire department, CDC or psychiatrist?

17) Do I listen to what Dr. Fauci or Tam says this week or two weeks ago. Do I listen to what he or shehe had to say on 60 minutes or on CNN? Because none of them have the same information, at all!!



19 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    the poster seems like one of those guys who is constantly testing their stand up material at work and is trying way too hard to have their edgy jokes land lol

  2. anonymous says:

    Its simple to stop the spread ….just wear a mask, wash your hands, and if your sick stay home!!!

  3. To whoever posted this curious "my ass" rubish ! says:

    You are a total goof , period ! You are not a comedian , and you are not funny , or entertaining us either …. you are a fool who has ventured onto this site to mock the basic truths about precautions and safety measures to safeguard people against being infected and/or harmed by this covid19 desease !!! Regardless of your utter betrayal of all beings best health and well-being interests , you should be ignored …. the knowledge it takes for each of us to actually protect ourselves against the transmission of this virus/desease should be taken seriously and shared publicly to encourage everyone to avoid making the needless unnecessary mistakes that are putting so many thru harm and hurt and causing extreme death and mayhem worldwide !!!! Being ignorant and arrogant is dangerous , malicious and cruel …. so , who are you that you feel so entitled to void the truth and real details of the covid19 pandemic !?! Karma must hear you , and deal you the hand you require for true enlightenment , in order to justly return to you the price untold of the mad mockery you have trumpeted here in your post …. shame on you and beware of Karma !!!!

    • Anonymous says:

      Speak for yourself, this post was LOL funny for real. Lighten up. The virus is entering your eye membranes and seemingly destroying your frontal lobe sense of reasoning while at it. Must be the mask effect.

  4. anonymous says:

    “scared mask idiots”. This is what you call people who wear masks to protect you? you are a very shallow and inconsiderate ASSHOLE. It’s idiots such as yourself who are a burden to society. Move to florida, you’d fit right in. but don’t get covid, there are no icu rooms left.

    • Anonymous says:

      Far less people have died in Florida LTC facilities than in Ontario during this plandemic: 5% vs. 85%. Most of the deaths in Canada relating to this entire fiasco are in LTC facilities nation-wide as well. See the media diversion? But sure, blame the US, Florida, Trump, and don’t you mind Trudeau getting his family members paid $300,000 talking arrangements while the country takes a dive.

      • inform yourself says:

        so your claiming 85% of ltc residents in ontario have died. GIVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD A SHAKE.that’s not true. once again no one is blaming the u.s ,merely using them as an example of how not to do it. if you think trump has done a better job than trudeau then you’re an asshole. and by the way, google trump’s charity, see what he did with all the money. Inform yourself before posting please!

      • anonymous says:

        your timeline is way off. Trudeau’s scandal happened long before covid. at least he didn’t
        start a charity and spend the money for personal items like trump did. a court of law forced trump to give up his charity.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Your whole post is moot! The masks protect others idiot!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    Your mouth is a biohazard

  7. anonymous says:

    society hasn’t gone insane, just the last 3 respondents and the poster of this. I hope it’s not contagious!

  8. Anonymous says:

    OMG. You have far too much time on your hands, You will never get the time back that it took you to write that ridiculous novel. Get a job ………………at a grocery store.

  9. Anonymous says:

    The media is out of control. We must rein them in.

  10. Anonymous says:

    OMG seriously. Thank you for posting. Finally someone who gets this bullshit. I’m so happy that I’m not alone in this world.

    My 14 year old daughter wears a mask because she says “its not worth the conflict at the store so I just do it”
    If thats not fear programming, bullying and discrimination I don’t know what is.

    We need a war. These kids have no idea what freedom is. They are too compliant and need something to fight for. Its sad to say the least.

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    • Anonymous says:

      your daughter sounds like she just doesn’t understand viruses and how masks prevent them. kids are smarter than you think, if you explain that sometimes the world goes through some things that they need our help with, and the mask doesn’t hurt you in fact it keeps you safe i don’t see why she’d be in fear..
      also it sounds like you might be pretty ready on the trigger for conflict (to even the extreme of war yeesh) but your daughter seems very reasonable and like she wants to choose her battles and knows when something is actually worth fighting about she senses that if she just listens about the mask now she’ll have to wear it less long in the long run..she sounds like a very clever young lady! knowing you cant always get you way and knowing everything doesn’t need to end in conflict seems like a good life skils to me not bad ones 🙁

  11. Anonymous says:

    Yes, you have to do all those things. We’ve gone absolutely insane as a society brainwashed by the media.

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