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Christmas card

Merry Christmas everyone

Here is your Xmas card 😂

Twas the night before Christmas 🌲 and all through the house 🏠, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse 🐁. Dads at the whore house, moms smokin grass, and I just settled down with a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away the fat fucker fell 🎅. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and 🍺 beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch. blew my chimney apart! He swore and cursed as he flew out of sight. Piss on you all and have one hell of a night. MONEY💰 IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD, YOU JUST GOT YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD 📮

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