Anything but Coronavirus talk
Saddle bags are not part of your ass. They add crazy width to your back side and only emphasize The super flat behind you have. Saddle bags create width whilst simultaneously extracting from any length or sexy elongation you may have had in your legs prior to saddle bag settlement.
They are not cute. They are not a gift from god. They do not add to a badonkadonk that you may have had in your 20’s. Sorry.